CARLILE, brandon m.

THE FIRST SURVEY
do you still talk to your first love?
honestly i've never been in love so i wouldn't be able to tell you.

what was your first alcoholic drink?
took a swig of my dad's budweiser when i was about five, surprisingly i dug the taste.

what was your first job?
when i was sixteen i got a job at hot topic, i fucking hated it.

who was the first person to text you today?
messer, telling me to get the fuck up.

who was the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
messer since i got a text from him, as well as four missed calls. no, we're not gay together. i would never cheat on my wife duncan with that tool bag <3

who was your first grade teacher?
mrs. mother fucking anderson, oh my god she was so hot.

who was your first best friend & do you still talk?
eric fucking messer, and obviously we still talk.

what was the first thing you did this morning?
called messer back then took a piss.

what was the first concert you ever went to?
the line up was poison, def leppard and motley crue.

first broken bone?
collar bone when i was ten after messer pushed me off a tire swing.

first piercing?
eric pierced my nipple when i was fourteen, just the left one. got infected.

what is the first thing you do when you get home?
piss, eat, or smoke.