CANNING, joshua j Jul 19, 2013 0:28:36 GMT -6
Post by joshua jordan canning on Jul 19, 2013 0:28:36 GMT -6
I WANT TO BE WITH THE ENERGY
joshua jordan canning
How Often Do You Have Sex
whenever i can, to be honest. and being me, it isn't hard to find a participant.
with girls, i like when they're on top. with guys, i like to switch it up but whoevers bottoming will be on their backs. it's hotter that way.
the more the merrier
having my moans recorded and put on the backing of a song. i just think that's insanely hot on certain beats, especially when the moans are particularly sexy.
The Best You Ever Had
there was this girl from jersey who had the best arse i've ever seen, and when i told her that she let me bend her over the merch table and spank her. after that i took her in one of those portable toilets and fucked her silly. not really the best but it's the best recent story i have.
The Worst You Ever Had
oh bloody hell, there was this guy in san diego who told me he knew what he was doing. he didn't. he gagged all over my dick, couldn't give a decent rim job, and the sex was shit. then had the balls to ask if he could finish on my face. excuse you, but you can just wank off in a kleenex.
The One You Really Want
i honestly can't give a name, but he's a real close mate and just... the things i'd do are pretty disgustingly hot.
Last One You Were With
she just left, couldn't afford a shirt so i took half of the price down and told her if she really wanted the shirt she'd had to sleep with me. i was only joking, seriously. but then she did the whole, let me suck on this lolli seductively while bending over the merch table so my tits hang out sorta thing. so i did it.
Would You Do It Again
no, she moaned too much. i usually find moans hot, but when you sound like those stupid porn stars i get turned off almost instantly. unless you're a guy and moan like those little femme twinks in the pornos, then i absolutely love it.
Best Place You Had Sex
i had sex with my teacher when i was fifteen, we were in the classroom during my detention. oh my god you have no idea the fantasy themed sex we were having. she did the whole, 'mister canning you've been a bad bad boy' thing and being fifteen i thought i was gonna go too soon and i did. but we just kept going and going. it was pretty awesome, so uh miss maginiss thank you for making my dreams of shagging a teacher come true.
NOT THE ENEMY