ELIAS, kylar r. Jul 6, 2013 22:01:44 GMT -6 via mobile
Post by kylar elias on Jul 6, 2013 22:01:44 GMT -6
I WANT TO BE WITH THE ENERGY
kylar ray elias
001. so, to start with, i'd just like to say how nice it is to finally meet you! i mean, you're really a household name, a total inspiration. what would you say is your greatest achievement?
this band, obviously. i mean, it's not like i went to a uni or anything. and honestly, i wasn't expecting us to get this far.
002. well, oh . . . we've heard now what you're most proud of, but what about the things you don't like? what traits do you most deplore in yourself?
i make people's blood boil. i have no idea why. well, actually, maybe it's because i've slept with guys. i dunno. that's not a reason to go and hate someone though. i am not a shy guy, and i like my men, and i like my women. maybe i rub people the wrong way.
003. aw, i'm sure it's not all that bad! i mean, you clearly have lots to be proud of! what have you been up to lately?
well, we're going to go on tour with precious time. i don't really know the guys that well, it'll be interesting. we've also got a new album coming out. our second one. it's bloody brilliant.
004. wow! that's great! i wonder how anyone can keep up... what traits do you like those around you to have? friends, lovers, what does it take to get close to you?
well, i don't like too many people. i guess i have a bad habit of judging a book by its cover. i don't like lettin' people in too much. i just have to get to know you, and if i like you, then maybe. i like sex quite alot, so theres that if you really want to get close to me, if you know what i mean.
005. ooooooh-kay then! on the topic of those around you, we've gotten a lot of questions about your family, how you grew up, and such. want to give the readers a glimpse into what's made you you?
there is a reason why people don't know about my family or how i grew up. i don't like to talk about it. i had a shit childhood, and if you pay any bloody attention to my lyrics, then you'd know all you needed to fucking know.
006. okay, so while we're on the touchy subjects, there's just something i have to ask you. we've all heard the rumors and seen the pictures, so we just need to know: which way do you swing?
i'm pansexual. i like it any way i can get it, i don't give a fuck. i don't do relationships though, i do you.
007. so does that mean you're not seeing someone now?
i'm seeing a lot of people right now, would you like a list?
008. uh, no. still on the topic of love, what or who would you define as the love of your life?
009. uh... okay, we're almost out of time so i'm going to shove a lot of the questions i had left into one. your perfect life in five years, go.
um, hopefully still with the band. plenty of sex. i don't see myself in five years, to be completely honest with you.
010. final question, and time to be brutally honest. got any sordid secrets?
no, and if i did i wouldn't tell an interviewer who's going to put this shit all over the web. all the confirmed facts about me you've got should be enough. i'm depressed, i love to have sex, and i yell in a band.
NOT THE ENEMY