FLYZIK, james m. Jul 16, 2013 12:12:21 GMT -6
Post by matt flyzik on Jul 16, 2013 12:12:21 GMT -6
I WANT TO BE WITH THE ENERGY
james matthew flyzik
matt or flyzik
001. so, to start with, i'd just like to say how nice it is to finally meet you! i mean, you're the glue that holds together these vices! a total inspiration. what is it like managing those guys?
it's pretty fun. we've all been best friends since school and we all love each other. they're my best friends. it's kind of like. . . it's like herding sheep sometimes. they like to piss me off and take advantage of me, but i guess that's what i'm there for. they're man children.
002. haha! nice, well do you ever want to quit?
no never, i mean they really do piss me off sometimes but i love the guys. we joke around about hating each other and them- mainly alex- firing me, but that's all it is: joking.
003. aw! what have you been up to lately?
just uh, managing really. we're touring right now, but had to take a break because alex's step dad died. it's been crazy now that jack and alex are dating.
004. wow! that's great! i was wondering when they'd get together... anyway, are you all good in your sex life?
what. no. i mean, it's not really your business. i don't really feel comfortable with this question, let's skip it.
005. ooooooh-kay then! on the topic of those around you, we've gotten a lot of questions about your family, how you grew up, and such. want to give the readers a glimpse into what's made you you?
there's nothing really interesting. i grew up as the youngest kid. i have five older brothers and two older sisters. our family is huge as fuck, i know. my mom's job was constantly having a bun in the oven. i was an accident actually. anyway, i just loved music and surrounded myself with people who had similar interests and passions and here i am now.
006. okay, so while we're on the touchy subjects, there's just something i have to ask you. we've all heard the rumors and seen the pictures, so we just need to know: which way do you swing?
uh what pictures? i'm straight man.
007. so does that mean you're seeing someone now?
none of your business bro. and what does this have to do with these vices anyway?
008. uh anyway, still on the topic of love, what or who would you define as the love of your life?
um. i don't fucking know dude, i'm way too fucking busy for relationships.
009. uh... okay, we're almost out of time so i'm going to shove a lot of the questions i had left into one. your perfect life in five years, go.
herding my bitch sheep.
010. final question, and time to be brutally honest. got any sordid secrets?
no, not really man.
NOT THE ENEMY